I am one very sleepy lady.
Learning how to surf the internet professionally is exhausting.
My life is so challenging.
Please don't hate me,
I am kidding.
Well, not about being tired.
That is the truth.
This is going no where.
This was a very good first day.
Everyone should go check out Shared.com because now they let me write nonsense for them.
You know, when your first assignment at a job is to write about the spice girls, it is easy to know you made the right life choices somewhere along the way.
That is all for today, because I am too full to think. (We went out to dinner and I accidentally ate ALL the foods.)
When I woke up today I thought about what I would want to do with myself on this my 28th birthday. The only thing that I wanted was to watch Harry Potter movies all day.
Watching little Hermoine over enunciate... and little Ron stuff his face full of snacks... and little Harry being all confused about literally everything. OOP, just saw baby Neville for the first time! Look at those cheeks. Ahh, tiny Dean Thomas, how you still look the exact same now just much, much taller. My god this movie is so great.
Could you imagine how someone like me would have handled being sorted in front of a room like that? I would have been drenched in sweat and shaking so violently the hat probably would either vibrate right off my head or its voice would be all shaky. I feel like it would have been like my University Graduation where I blacked out and then didn't remember a moment of it ever but the photographic evidence shows pure fear in my face.
I think the sorting hat yells Draco Malfoy's Slytherin decision before he touches his head because the sorting hat can see that Draco is using way too much gel and doesn't want that all in its fabric. Do you think the sorting hat has lice? It gets placed on a thousand kid heads.. kids always have lice. I guess they can magic it away though. I wonder if there is anti-lice spells.
God there are so many stairs at Hogwarts. I get winded after like, one flight. Imagine having to climb up like forty flights just to go to your room? Even more if they decide to move and rearrange that day?
This is a long rambling discussion that is probably unnecessary for you all. I will stop now. Good day all!
Update: I am livetweeting me watching this movie (At least until I get bored) so go read that @tanosaurusrex
My internet is very rude.
I haven't been able to load certain webpages INCLUDING this one for two days.
So it isn't like I was ignoring you people on purpose, the internet was forcing me.
UPDATE ON MY LIFE WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT:
I have finished my run as a manager. It is almost my birthday.
Oop. it is officially my birthday now!
That is all for today, a very short update about my two days of no job before my lovely NEW job starts, and that it is the anniversary of the day from which I emerged from my mother's loins. That is a very gross image... but alas here we are.
I apologize for being M.I.A
However I had to do stuff today.
Stuff like work, and eat, and drive,
In order to stay alive.
See you have to drive to get to work.
And Work to buy the food to eat.
And Eat to stay alive.
It is all connected you see?
So forgive me for being M.I.A,
I promise I'll try harder some day.
But for now I really need to sleep,
Because tomorrow I will have to repeat.
It is the weekend. Want to know how to best handle the time of the two days you get to have fun?
HOW TO: Weekend
I haven't slept properly in a long time. Do you have some special tricks to sleep better?
Slumberless Sad Lady
Dear Slumberless Sad Lady,
Oh you silly fool, I have no advice for sleeping. Why would you ask me such nonsense? I have't slept in YEARS. Would like some tips to functions on no sleep? Here you go!
1. Give up on the thought that you will ever be rested. There is no rest. You will always have dark circles. Your eyes will be very poofy and bloodshot. Accept it.
2. You will need caffeine. I don't drink coffee and actually gave up caffeine a few years ago, but recent needs persisted and I have discovered Awake Chocolates. It is essentially a half a cup of coffee in a yummy snack. Eat or drink your life source and let it do the bare minimum to make your body move.
3. People will say you look tired or sick a lot. Invest in a good concealer or think up some really snappy comebacks. I usually go with the sarcastic and overly enthusiastic THANK YOU! Because it makes people feel bad and makes me feel like a bitch, which a tired girl needs to survive.
The moral of the story is, you will be tired but if you just keep moving you will probably make it through long enough to go to bed.
Good luck friend!
What to Write
What to Write
When your brain is Foggy.
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What to Write
Bread is gross Soggy.
This makes Sense
Maybe, I guess
You expect nothing less.
I am a sucker for an opposites attract relationship. On the internet this is referred to as "Shipping". I know 90% of you know this, that sentence is for my mother.
I am currently rewetting Gilmore Girls for the 900 billionth time because the reboot is coming soon and I want to watch at least the seasons that aren't the seventh season before it arrives. So it makes me remember how heartbreakingly sweet Rory and Jess are. He just is so into her its ridiculous. And she is so in love with him but she doesn't want to admit it.
They are way too cute.
The other best opposites attract couple is Nick and Jess. Maybe I just like couples where one of them is named Jess? But Nick is this gruff, grumbly crank and then Jess is a barrel of sunshine and optimism. Together, they have one if not THE greatest kisses in television history.
What are your favourite couples on TV? Any more Jess couples I missed?