I don't understand
When the kids in school became
Tiny, small, babies.
- A.K.A. Tanya sold her Bass Guitar to a college student and he looked like he was in eighth grade and it was greatly upsetting. -
So suicide squad came out and the world seemed to throw a fit. I had still wanted to see it despite the bad reviews, so I went and kept an open mind and you know what? I liked it a lot! Is there some things that could be fixed? Yes. But is it a fun movie with lots of action and explosions? Absolutely.
Harley Quinn is cool. Yes she is over-sexualized but what else is new in the comic book world?
Deadshot is excellent. The only thing I love more than Will Smith is a sassy bad-ass Will Smith.
Everyone else, was probably fine.
The movie has a lot of criticisms I haven't read because I didn't want spoilers, but I assume it was about plot and such. When does a super hero movie really have much of a plot. I mean... other than Marvel movies because they are the best. But DC does not have the best track record. At least this movie was fun. Batman v. Superman was literally the most unhappy, dullest, most terribly awful movie I have ever seen and I have watched documentaries about the War.
So don't trust all the negative hype, just enjoy the silly popcorn excitement movie. Many explosions and many silly comments. Just don't think too hard and that's all.
There are people in the world who criticize you for being nerdy. That is a pretty well known fact. But do you non-nerds know that there are just as many people criticizing and evaluating you because you aren't nerdy enough?
(I decided to put a break because it got long a little rantier than usual. I apologize.)
Did you know that if you eat cookies in celebration they have zero calories? This goes for all foods actually, Cookies, Cakes, Ice Cream, Milkshakes, and Chips no longer have calories if they are eaten as a form of celebration.
I received some excellent news today about my career, and because my sweet dear friend Ashley knows the rules, she brought me calorie free celebration cookies. Delicious chocolate chunks and a chewy texture, that I got to indulge in GUILT FREE because I was celebrating.
Here is a poem about calorie free snacks:
Calorie Free SNaCks
Do you have an event to celebrate?
A birthday, a job, a baby, a wedding?
Do you have a snack you love?
Chips, Cookies, Ice Cream or Cake?
Fear not friend,
For the foods you desire,
Have Zero Calories,
When eaten in celebration.
The Celebratory mood,
And positive vibes,
Cause the angry calorie monsters,
To run away from you.
So eat that Cake!
Chomp those Chips!
Devour the Cookies!
And Shovel the Ice Cream!
For your desired treat,
Is Calorie Free!
As long as you are,
Something that us Potter fans have been waiting for for YEARS has finally happened. Another Harry Potter story was released this weekend. And where was I? THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WITHOUT RECEPTION AND AN HOUR FROM MY NEAREST BOOKSTORE.
So I missed the midnight release but I managed to pick it up at 8:30pm on the way home. I started reading at around 9:30pm and was done before I went to bed.
Now I have not been online looking at reviews or other peoples opinions so I am still untainted of the influence of others, so here is what I have to say:
I very much thoroughly enjoyed it a lot.
I want to not spoil it for those who haven't read it, but I think my favourite part was Ron mother-effing Weasley. That boy knows how to make my heart melt.
I enjoyed the plot style, and it was super fun and I liked the new characters. (Trying to describe this without spoiling it is hella hard guys).
It was kind of amazing to see another story of our favourite characters in ur favourite world but set in the future. It really reminded me that even after the big moments in your life whether good or bad, the world keeps moving and you just have to continue along treading water the best you can. Just figure it out as you go.
Now, if someone would like to send me to London I would VERY MUCH be needing to see this play in the real life and not just in my head. Although I guess my head is the best place for it, but I still want to see it so so so so bad. You guys, go read it now though so that we can all discuss and share. Seriously. GO. READ. HURRY UP.
**Please note, there is a high likelihood that all FancySweatpants.com posts will be Harry Potter related for the upcoming future. It cannot be helped nor should it.**
I would like to know what it would be like to be a dog. I am 100% certain I have said this before, but they have the most majestic lives. I mean, I guess it might be stressful for them when they don't understand that you will be back but just imagine it for a second...
Now you find a reason to tell me that this isn't amazing and I will ignore you because it sounds like the greatest.
Let's Continue to make movies with interesting women in the lead.