I am a sucker for an opposites attract relationship. On the internet this is referred to as "Shipping". I know 90% of you know this, that sentence is for my mother.
I am currently rewetting Gilmore Girls for the 900 billionth time because the reboot is coming soon and I want to watch at least the seasons that aren't the seventh season before it arrives. So it makes me remember how heartbreakingly sweet Rory and Jess are. He just is so into her its ridiculous. And she is so in love with him but she doesn't want to admit it.
They are way too cute.
The other best opposites attract couple is Nick and Jess. Maybe I just like couples where one of them is named Jess? But Nick is this gruff, grumbly crank and then Jess is a barrel of sunshine and optimism. Together, they have one if not THE greatest kisses in television history.
What are your favourite couples on TV? Any more Jess couples I missed?
Two of my favourite shows have announced they are doing a crossover episode this season. New Girl and Brooklyn Nine Nine. Two amazingly funny and witty and wonderful sit coms that brighten my day when I watch them. Some of these characters are perhaps some of my favourite characters to ever be written into a show. Here are a few of the interactions I am most excited for. Thank you Crystal for helping me figure these out!
Winston & Charles
It took me half a second to figure out how they would even cross them over, but then I remembered that cat-lover/fruity drink enthusiast Winston is now a cop. Granted they are in LA but who knows how this cross over will take place. Maybe Winston the cat-lover will either bond or conflict with Dog-obsessed Charles. Both are the ridiculous best friend of the handsome main character, and both just steal the show with their one liners.
CECE & ROSA
Cece may not be quite as hardcore as Rosa, but I think she might want to pretend to be. Maybe she will try to be as cool and badass and something will go wrong. We know that Cece used to have a motorcycle, maybe her and Rosa can go cruise together. Maybe Rosa secretly was a model back in the day with Cece? That would be a twist.
I don't know how, when, or why this is happening, but needless to say I am beyond thrilled about it.
I have had an idea on my drive home from work, and have found a way to combine two of my life's passions into one super project that would probably be really hard but also could be pretty awesome.
So we all know I want to learn how to write a TV show right? I have some stuff planned, but I thought of another concept I want to create.
I want to make a TV show about a Pet Shelter that is a comedy, but is made in real time with real pets that are actually adoptable so people see the pets and then can go to the shelter and adopt them. Now because they aren't fancy actor pets, I would suggest not having them on screen all the time because from what I understand even the trained professionals can be tricky to work with, but each week could feature a different animal and then it could raise awareness for different shelters too.
But it would be a comedy. Because we all know how upsetting those sad shelter commercials are. They just make us all cry. There would be absolutely NO SARAH MCLAUGHIN IN MY SHOW! I my opinion, pets are inherently hilarious. My dogs make me laugh literally every day. They also make me furious every day, and I love them just so much it is ridiculous. If I could even help one human find one little friend while also making them laugh? That would be bananas.
So, I will put this out into the world and start preparing a script so if any animal shelters wants to make a comedy series for the internet I am readily awaiting your emails.
I mean, Adults generally know that TV Shows are not an accurate depiction of real life, however I think that the people who make TV shows should have to put a disclaimer at the beginning of each episode. We are watching television as infants now. I know that infants usually watch sesame street and other kids shows, but sometimes your parents let you sneak in and watch TV with them because htey don't think you will understand. Or even in Middle School and High School you are watching these shows and forming your ideas of what the world really is.
Instead of warning against violence and nudity, maybe warn against the tings that really affect us negatively.
WARNING: The following program contains groups of adults who work very few hours but manage to afford enormous apartments in expensive cities with only occasional complaints about income.
WARNING: The following program contains relationships that are highly dramatized. In real life you will not face this much tragedy in one life time, if you do please seek help in entering some sort of bubble boy protocol.
WARNING: The following program contains excessive wit and humor that is not obtainable in an average conversation. It took days to write this episode, each line was carefully crafted, do not hold your speech patterns to this level of comedy.
WARNING: The following program contains characters who are portrayed by professional actors who are paid to be good looking. Do not worry if you don't look like them, it is literally their job.
WARNING: The following program contains scenarios where a character will get their dream job right away. we are aware this doesn't happen, however we are not guaranteed a set number of episodes so we had to fast forward it.
Warnings like this could really save some lives.
What did you spend your night doing? I bet it wasn't designing a T-shit with Bob Ross' face on it for your boyfriend. If it was, please email me I think we would be friends.
I will admit I messed up the first attempt. Note to self: Always buy dark transfer packages, you will almost always be making black shirts.
A little tip for anyone who has chronic insomnia (Crystal, I am looking right at you). Put on Bob Ross (Now on Netflix) before bed. He is super soothing and also kind of strange but in a weird dad way. He speaks nonsense and makes paintings that make me REALLY upset because in 30 minutes he accomplishes something I would never be able to recreate. But it is quite soothing and makes me want to pull out the old oil paintings and see what I can accomplish.
Dave and I have vowed to have a Bob Ross paint night in a couple weeks. I will let you know how that goes.
Remember how I said Shield would be the death of me?
But then I didn't die?
Except instead I seem to have contracted some kind of death plague/cold?
Even though I almost never get colds?
Like the person I live with is always sick?
And I almost never catch it?
Even though he coughs all over the place?
Except this one time?
Where a show I love played with my heart?
In a really unfair way?
I mean, it turned out okay?
I mean, it could be worse?
AND NOW I'M SICK?
Punctuation is fun because chances are you read everything as a question even if it made no sense. GRAMMAR RULES!
Tonight is the finale of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D and I am pretty sure the one who they have been claiming will die will be me. There is this "Fallen Agent" story line where they keep going on an on that someone will die...Depending on who they kill I don't know that I can survive.
So in case I die tonight, this is my will:
To Dave: I leave my annoying Pig dog and my pillows.
To Crystal: You can have my comic books and my regular books, and the task to delete all my browser histories. No one can know that I spend half my day googling the life spans of dinosaurs... I mean.. nothing. Also my Harry Potter wand. But promise to take it back to Orlando for me.
To Sandy: My nintendo devices, and my spice girl barbies. I know how much you've always wanted them. You haven't? You thought I threw them away decades ago? Well, jokes on you.
To my mom: You can have my selfies, you like my weird looking face right?
To my dad: The contents of my freezer are all yours. Unless Dave eats it all first. I mean, your fault for not reading this in time.
To my grandparents: My sincerest apologies for my behaviour in my life. Just pretend when I say swears that I am actually saying puppy instead. It will make things make a lot less sense but probably make the Grammie less unhappy.
To my aunty: My pig head silver thing. You know why. (nonsense is why)
So everyone, this is legal if I die probably... I mean, obviously not, but you know. Wish me luck watching Shield! I am genuinely terrified.
Sometimes in life, things change. Most importantly, television shows change.
Right now I am watching the Office on Netflix, and I am at the season where Michael Scott (a.k.a. Steve Carrell) is leaving. That is strange right? When the main character leaves a television show, it goes so strangely.
Did you think that this was going to be about something relevant or important? No, it is about how much I dislike changes in television shows.
One of my favourite shows is Agent's of Shield and things are always changing in that and I can hardly handle it.
Here is what need to happen in my opinion in my favourite television shows:
So, that is all I need to say. Please relax shows, I do not think I can handle Shield tonight.
I don't do a great job at keeping up with the trends. I wear clothes that were cool ... never... and usually have even less luck with .. okay everything.
But today I saw a trending thing on twitter that I was ALL about. It is very similar if you can recall to the post I did about being a Super cool Star Wars character. Now you can turn yourself into a Powerpuff Girl!
Needless to say, it is very exciting.
Fuller House is on Netflix. I repeat, Fuller House is on Netflix.
This is not a drill.
It is amazing. So cheesy, so majestic.
Please go watch it right now okay.
If you want to see my reactions to this show, go read my twitter. @tanosaurusrex