Today was a slightly strange day so to try to clear my mind before I go to bed I am going to engage in the lovely act of train of thought typing. I am afraid of where we end up but let's give it a try shall we?
I am Afraid of What Will Follow
I am very upset. The internet has chosen the exact moment that I pushed published to give out and delete my entire train of thought. Now I have to start over. The Oscars are happening right now. I wish I was at the oscars, I mean I don't because I hate people in general and that is a lot of people. A LOT of beautiful people too that is even worse. I am genuinely afraid of pretty people they are far too intimidating. How did my last train of thought end up talking about pickles? Man that was gold, that you will never get to understand the natural progression of how I went from talking about god knows what to pickles. I only remember that it was pickles because I could see the word under the posting thing as it just spun uselessly. My internet has been a real brat lately. If anyone knows how to fix that please let me know. I fear the only solution is move or become Amish. I would be the worst Amish person ever. I mean, I hate the outdoors and I like to stay up late. I feel like staying up late is a lot more work when you are amish. Think of how many candles you would need to lit to read Harry Potter late at night. Also no snapchat. That's less fun. I mean I guess you could just talk to people in the real life times, but I mean, that doesn't have filters and stuff. Showing Dave snapchat filters was the highlight of my weekend. He literally laughed so hard I think he may have teared up a bit. SO enjoyable.