All the reality competition shows are intended for those with great skill. Whether it be skills in the arts like singing or dancing, or in food preparation, like cooking and baking. Or some of it is manipulation and strategy like surviving in a house with strangers for a few months or whatever.
The thing is I would never be good at any of these things. I can't sing, dance, bake, cook or interact with other human sin anyway that isn't uncomfortable for everyone involved. So I thought I would propose some reality show premises that I would be super good at.
At the beginning of every episode you are given a simple task like, empty a dishwasher or fold a basket of laundry - BUT - you are also given access to Netflix, the internet, and a cell phone with unlimited hearts in Pokemon Shuffle. The point of the game is to accomplish the task at hand. Sounds easy, but clearly you have never seen me try to do anything in my entire life.
Winner: No one, no player accomplished anything, well, Pokemon Shuffle I suppose wins because that game is gold.
Accidental Nap Trap
Each contestant is provided with a bed that is so comfortable and warm and filled with the ideal number of pillows. The purpose of the game is to try not to nap.
Winner: Everyone involved, because even if you lose and fall asleep at least you get to take a nap. Except those watching don't get to win because that is a little creepy to watch people sleep.
Snug as a Pug
The participants are all given a puppy, preferably a Pug (can be substituted for other squishy face hounds). They are required to hug that puppy and love it and have it fall asleep in their arms.
Winner: Everyone. Puppies are the best.
And my real best bet:
Ice Cream ARCHITECT
Everyone is given an unlimited amount of ice cream and ice cream supplies (cones, sprinkles, chocolate chips, sauces etc.). They are required to build the most architecturally impressive ice cream snack and then actually consume it.
Winner: Who ever makes the biggest, densest, heaviest and most beautiful ice cream snack and actually manages to eat the whole thing in a set amount of time. AKA: ALWAYS ME.