So, have you ever been sitting around and realized that Tim Allen might secretly be in love with your mother?
Sounds crazy right? Or does it...
Hear me out.
Tim Allen used to portray Tim Taylor, a crazy car obsessed tool-man, AKA: exactly like my mechanic father.
Tim Allen played Santa Claus in a series of movies, my mom LOVES Christmas.
Tim Allen voiced a cartoon character in an amazing PIxar movie, my mom had two young children who LOVE Disney/Pixar movies.
Tim Allen now plays a hunting and fishing outdoors man, my mom literally owns a hunting and fishing store.
Are you going to try and tell me that this is just a coincidence? Are you going to try to tell me that Tim Allen isn't manufactoring his entire career to catch the attention of my mother? Are you going to pretend like this isn't a fascinating realization.
Tim Allen, my mother is currently taken, but keep trying. Maybe one day you will meet your one true love.