To Whom it may Concern at the Nestle corporation,
I am here to talk to you about the Kit Kat Chunky I just purposed. I would like to know why you make a big fuss about there being "2 breaks". Why does that matter? Do you feel that it will make me feel better about myself? Do you think it will make me more inclined to share? No. It makes me feel worse, and like I am eating two chocolate bars instead of one, EVEN THOUGH, the nutritional information on the back clearly states that this is ONE BAR. Do you think that I am about to give up half of my Kit Kat? Do you know the struggles I went through to get this? I mean, that works out to like... some amount of work. I don't know the exact number, I tried to do the math and got confused.
So in the future please, know that there is no illusion that I am going to share this with anyone, or save some for later. If I wanted breaks in my Kit Kat I would have got the regular shape one. I happen to like these ones better as I don't have to get my fingers all chocolatey. There is no need to spend valuable advertising space on the wrapper indicating that there are "2 breaks" when literally no one asked for that nonsense.
Thank you for your time and consideration of my comments,