I haven't slept properly in a long time. Do you have some special tricks to sleep better?
Slumberless Sad Lady
Dear Slumberless Sad Lady,
Oh you silly fool, I have no advice for sleeping. Why would you ask me such nonsense? I have't slept in YEARS. Would like some tips to functions on no sleep? Here you go!
1. Give up on the thought that you will ever be rested. There is no rest. You will always have dark circles. Your eyes will be very poofy and bloodshot. Accept it.
2. You will need caffeine. I don't drink coffee and actually gave up caffeine a few years ago, but recent needs persisted and I have discovered Awake Chocolates. It is essentially a half a cup of coffee in a yummy snack. Eat or drink your life source and let it do the bare minimum to make your body move.
3. People will say you look tired or sick a lot. Invest in a good concealer or think up some really snappy comebacks. I usually go with the sarcastic and overly enthusiastic THANK YOU! Because it makes people feel bad and makes me feel like a bitch, which a tired girl needs to survive.
The moral of the story is, you will be tired but if you just keep moving you will probably make it through long enough to go to bed.
Good luck friend!