Why does the easter bunny lay eggs?
Well, the story of this is, a long time ago a bunny made out with a duck and the duck was sick. He had a problem where he was highly contagious so when they made out the bunny caught what the duck's disease. However what no one ever knew before, even science, was that laying eggs is actually a disease not a thing of nature. So part of the disease the bunny got was that he lay eggs. To make the eggs less disgusting, he started swallowing homemade tablets of food colouring that explode in his stomach acid and splatters on the eggs. So the become pretty and also disgusting.
Thats the story of the easter bunny. He gives out the eggs because he wants other people to be infected so everyone will lay eggs and people will stop making fun of him.
I am pretty sure this is what happens when you take muscle relaxants and caffeinated chocolate. This is the day I am having.