I would describe my eating habits of that of an twelve year old girl left home alone for the first time.
I can't really cook anything that isn't premade for me or more than three ingredients, and usually one if one of those ingredients is cheese.
I have gone through phases where I try to be better and make food but it's so much God damn work for three and a half minutes of joy. That's what she said. Zing.
Instead I resort to the basics four food groups: cereal, Mac and cheese, poptarts, take out.
I would like to remind you I am 26 God damn years old.
You would think I would be a bit more embaressed but the only time I feel any shame is when I have to eat at my stupid work. I work in a stupid spa where everyone thinks salad is a meal for humans and not rabbits. I relate much to Ron Swanson in the fact that you should not feed me the food my food eats.
The really hard part is that unlike the television world I live in in my free time, eating like a twelve year old is real bad for looking like a pretty 26 year old. It results in weird fat pockets, bellies, and many many chins.
Lorelei Gilmore and Rory Gilmore are liars. You cannot eat a whole pizza with poptarts appetizers and still wear size six jeans.