I need someone to help me think up a get rich quick scheme. Here is the catch, I want to put no effort into it but I also don't want to go to jail.
So, no bank robberies, or jewel heists, and let's be real here it isn't like I am going to come up with some genius invention over night.
I need some way to have a lot of money really fast. Does anyone want a kidney or something? I can sell you it for lots of dollars. Is that illegal? I don't know the internets policy on organ sales. If the internet police are looking obviously it's a joke... yes. joke.
Let's brain storm here. How can we all get rich quick.
OPTION 1: Befriend a rich person
PROS: They will buy you all the stuff you need and take you on fancy trips.
CONS: You have to make contact with humans and have no idea where to find rich people seeing as how they don't shop at Walmart or the Dollar Store.
Option 2: Get my Dog to be famous
PROS: That way he will have to do all the work and I will get all his money.
CONS: He is even lazier than me and the Pug market is a bit saturated.
OPTION 3: Win the Lottery
PROS: A lot of money quickly and you don't need to be a genius.
CONS: I have the worst luck in all the land and will never get the right numbers.
I think Option 3 is my best bet. Excuse me while I go invest all the money I have in my possession to purchase lottery tickets. All $32 dollars of it.