I am turning 28 in a bit over a month and 80% of my wardrobe is either ripped, worn out, stained, doesn't fit, or has super heroes on it. Not knocking the super heroes, because we all know I need them but I do also need clothes that are slightly more appropriate for work. I think the others are starting to notice that I wear the same 3 shirts in a cycle. It's okay though, I bought a fourth. Now everything is fine right?
I once again would like to throw it out there that if ModCloth wants to partner up in some kind of geek makeover, I would be greatly appreciative. I should see if their styling service is free. I need help. HOW DOES ONE DRESS LIKE AN ADULT!?
This is what I have gathered in my sociological research so far:
HOW TO DRESS LIKE AN ADULT:
STEP ONE: If your undergarments are ripped, don't fit, or are uncomfortable GO BUY NEW ONES. You will never regret buying new underwear. This is what the adults seem to say in hushed voices using codes (I assume).
STEP TWO: If you want to wear something, wear it. You aren't in high school anymore, chances are you won't be bullied for wearing a dress and probably no one will flip up the bottom and show everyone your underpants. I mean, the wind might, but not the bullies.
STEP THREE: Wear what is comfortable for you, not what is stylish for others. You are the one living in your body so if you hate certain things don't wear them.
I am still working on step one. I was supposed to clean out my closet tonight, but instead I sat down. Cruel trap that couch is eh? Anyways, We can all use a little help dressing better, so maybe if you have any good tips on how to dress or where I can find really adorable clothes for prices that suit a terribly low budget, please let me know ASAP.