I am obviously a fashion icon. I can wear pants, socks, shirts and other clothing items that cover the majority of my skin. What you need is my help when you need fashion advice. Here is what I have for you.
To make sure your upper body is looking its finest, you need to squish all the parts into various fabrics that ideally have some sort of shape that looks like it suits your body shape. If you are feeling adventurous, perhaps try something with a graphic print, an animal print or maybe a bright colour.
To get that lower body looking fabulous, you have to decide if you want to have a free flowing and breezy experience, or if you want to confine each leg into its own containment unit. Should you choose a free flowing garment, just wrap any fabric around your torso and that can be called a skirt. If you want the confined experience, allowing you to be able to kick without revealing your intimate areas, take two pieces of fabric and have them wrap around each leg.
You need something to protect you from the dangers on the ground. So like, cardboard, foam, rubber, metal or whatever you can use to prevent yourself from stepping on sharp things like rocks, lobsters, or hedgehogs. To secure the protection you just need some sort of attachment to wrap it around the foot to keep it on you. Duct Tape is always an option.
Hats are the best option to complete an outfit. They are always acceptable and always awesome. With hats, the bigger the better. The best option is obviously, top hat or excessive sun hats.