I am currently in the process of procrastinating the commencement of writing a book. What does that mean? It means I have about 8000 ideas and zero know-how of how to actually accomplish anything.
Do you have any idea how scary it is to think about the fact that you are writing something you care about and people might actually one day read it? They might even like it! Or more likely, they will hate it and spread vicious internet rumors about the health of your kidneys.
My kidneys are fine. Most days. Whatever, none of your business.
I am trying to get motivated to write any of the books I have either started, or started to plan but I just can't do it. I need to get some professional help but I can't afford that so instead I will type random words into the internet and hope it gives me enough motivation to write something worthwhile.
Here are some new steps to get me motivated to write:
How do smart people do it? They must have mini fridges within arms reach. I feel that would save me a lot of time. It is so far to the freezer. I bet J.K. Rowling enjoys the occasional fudgecicle. She knows what's up.