As previous mentioned I tend to wear a lot of sweatpants. So instead of being a fancy , girlie girl, I tend to just wear baggy clothing with ice-cream stains on them. I do my best to try to become slightly more presentable for situations that require social interactions but let's be honest, I don't do very well even when I try my best.
I have been spending too much time on the internet lately. I shouldn't be allowed on Pinterest because it gives me too many ideas that I am incapable of accomplishing. Between the hair styles and the outfits other people are capable of pulling off it just leaves me feeling super inadequate.
Is there a way to make sweatpants and greasy hair look put-together? Only on super models I think... not on frumpy twenty-somethings who are just lazy.
My current outfit includes a pair of slipper socks, leggings that are covered in dog hair, a t-shirt that says "If all else fails nap" and a sweater that doesn't fit nicely at all but I was cold and I am trying to do laundry so I have nothing else.
I am watching 3rd Rock from the Sun, Sally just said "I can Woman" unconvincingly. That is how I feel a lot of the time. I feel exactly like Sally Solomon, an Alien trapped in a body she as no idea how to use. Except my body is not a 6 foot tall mega-babe. I look more like Harry Solomon with the height of young Tommy... that is a better comparison.
I watch too much television. I should probably learn to be a woman right? I think I am going to try. I ordered a dress for my little cousin's fundraiser so we will see how that fits and if it goes well then I have an excellent source of pretty clothes I actually like. That might help. I don't enjoy going into public places so I prefer online shopping.
That way I can be antisocial and not shop in public but on the occasions when forced to enter an environment with other humans, I can hopefully be dressed in adorable outfits that will make me look like a confident, pretty woman instead of an uneasy twelve year old boy.
So if anyone on the internet has some good tips on dressing like a grown-up or at least dressing in a way that doesn't look like I am trying to be forever fourteen I would greatly appreciate it.