Tonight is the finale of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D and I am pretty sure the one who they have been claiming will die will be me. There is this "Fallen Agent" story line where they keep going on an on that someone will die...Depending on who they kill I don't know that I can survive.
So in case I die tonight, this is my will:
To Dave: I leave my annoying Pig dog and my pillows.
To Crystal: You can have my comic books and my regular books, and the task to delete all my browser histories. No one can know that I spend half my day googling the life spans of dinosaurs... I mean.. nothing. Also my Harry Potter wand. But promise to take it back to Orlando for me.
To Sandy: My nintendo devices, and my spice girl barbies. I know how much you've always wanted them. You haven't? You thought I threw them away decades ago? Well, jokes on you.
To my mom: You can have my selfies, you like my weird looking face right?
To my dad: The contents of my freezer are all yours. Unless Dave eats it all first. I mean, your fault for not reading this in time.
To my grandparents: My sincerest apologies for my behaviour in my life. Just pretend when I say swears that I am actually saying puppy instead. It will make things make a lot less sense but probably make the Grammie less unhappy.
To my aunty: My pig head silver thing. You know why. (nonsense is why)
So everyone, this is legal if I die probably... I mean, obviously not, but you know. Wish me luck watching Shield! I am genuinely terrified.