You know how every province or state has a tag line on it? For example I live in Ontario and it says "Yours to Discover" on it. I think there could be some better phrases that would be more interesting and relevant.
Some Canadian Alternatives:
ONTARIO - It's fine I guess
QUEBEC - NOUS PARLONS FRANÇAIS
NUNAVUT - It's too cold, turn back.
Some American Alternatives:
CALIFORNIA - Yes, famous people live here
NEW YORK - Home of hit Broadway show Hamilton
DELEWARE - Hi, I'm in Deleware
Do you have any other ideas? There are too many states and provinces to do them all, but if you have any suggestions leave them in the comments!