When I woke up today I thought about what I would want to do with myself on this my 28th birthday. The only thing that I wanted was to watch Harry Potter movies all day.
Watching little Hermoine over enunciate... and little Ron stuff his face full of snacks... and little Harry being all confused about literally everything. OOP, just saw baby Neville for the first time! Look at those cheeks. Ahh, tiny Dean Thomas, how you still look the exact same now just much, much taller. My god this movie is so great.
Could you imagine how someone like me would have handled being sorted in front of a room like that? I would have been drenched in sweat and shaking so violently the hat probably would either vibrate right off my head or its voice would be all shaky. I feel like it would have been like my University Graduation where I blacked out and then didn't remember a moment of it ever but the photographic evidence shows pure fear in my face.
I think the sorting hat yells Draco Malfoy's Slytherin decision before he touches his head because the sorting hat can see that Draco is using way too much gel and doesn't want that all in its fabric. Do you think the sorting hat has lice? It gets placed on a thousand kid heads.. kids always have lice. I guess they can magic it away though. I wonder if there is anti-lice spells.
God there are so many stairs at Hogwarts. I get winded after like, one flight. Imagine having to climb up like forty flights just to go to your room? Even more if they decide to move and rearrange that day?
This is a long rambling discussion that is probably unnecessary for you all. I will stop now. Good day all!
Update: I am livetweeting me watching this movie (At least until I get bored) so go read that @tanosaurusrex