I tend to get a lot of ideas and thoughts running through my head as I am trying to sleep. Probably because it is the only time I am not distracted by various forms of media that I use to shut my brain up.
I never have paper and can also not see in the dark, so luckily with the invention of smart phones I can jot down my really clever thoughts to return to at a later date. Problem is, they never make sense the next day - or if they do, they just are not as brilliant as I thought they were at 2 in the morning.
Here is a small sample of what I have written as actual notes in my phone:
"In the movies women are always getting kissed don the head while they sleep. In my experience that ends up with a panic attack and a slapped man."
"There are very few people that I get as attached to as my dogs. Maybe I am just bad at people-ing."
And my personal favourite:
"Yogurt is not food, it is mouldy milk soup."
I really went into this thinking that there would be a lot more really stupid notes, but as it turns out, I have already published the ideas that are probably the dumbest.
You are welcome.