Oh the Sweet Gods of Creativity,
Your poor subject Tanya is begging for help.
She presents her sacrifice upon your alters:
Three unfinished manuscripts,
Two unedited podcasts,
And a bag of painting supplies,
In hopes that you will grant her with some creative inspiration.
Your gracious gifts have been appreciated in the past,
And while she may not always express her gratitude appropriately,
She is ever longing to prove that she deserves your attention.
Please do not fail her now.