The weather is confusing my dogs. The last couple days spring seems to finally be rearing it's majestic head, however it is still Canada which means sometimes spring is just slightly damper winter.
My dogs keep seeing the sun and then wanting to go outside but then they get out and it is still cold and snowy. So they get mad and come back in and then notice it's still sunny and want to go back out again. This is a non-stop process from sun up to sun down. Needless to say, it is not fun.
I feel like they think I am tricking them and hiding the good weather through some alternate dimension in a doorway I won't let them out of. Here is what it feels like to me.
Winston: I WANT TO GO OUTSIDE IT IS SO SUNNY I AM GOING TO GO PLAY IN THE GRASS AND ROLL IN SOME STUFF THAT SMELLS BAD AND PEE ON EVERY TREE!
Tanya: Alright, but it is still kind of chilly and there is still snow everywhere.
Winston: No, you are lying. there is sunshine which means it's warm and I can play and it is perfect.
Tanya: If you say so. *opens door*
Winston: *goes outside for two minutes and gets very cold and turns and comes back* WHAT DID YOU DO!
Tanya: What do you mean? I opened the door to the outside
Winston: No you opened the door to some freezer hell. Where is the sunny outside I can obviously see through this big glass door.
Tanya: Winston, it can be sunny and still cold.
Winston: No. Sun mean fun. I read it on a mug or a t-shirt or something once.
Tanya: You cannot read.
Winston: You know what, don't tell me what I can and can't do, open the summer door I will check again.
Tanya: I mean, it will still be exactly as cold and snowy but here you go.
Winston: *goes out, immediately wants to come back in* WHAT THE HELL!
Tanya: I told you!
Winston: You know what, I get it can be funny to play pranks on me but this is too far. I am so upset with you, I am going to go pee on your stuff.
Tanya: Please no...