I don't often feel smart. I especially don't feel smarter than Dave. He is a very smart dude and can build and make whatever. However today, I got to have a two minute moment where I felt smarter than him.
The moment your significant other tries to light a fake candle on fire, is a moment you get to feel like a winner. Also a moment you have to worry for the safety of your belongings, because if said significant other is attempting to light things on fire that is an issue for sure.