Me: Hey Winston,
Winston: EVERYTHING IS AWFUL
Me: Okay but, why must you yell?
Wintston: DON'T YOU GET IT EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!
ME: No, everything is exactly perfectly fine why must you bark and yell?
Winston: I HAVE TO YELL A LOT ALL THE TIME OTHERWISE EVERY ONE WILL FORGET I EXIST!
Me: No, seriously I will never forget you exist.
Winston: OKAY BUT DAVE ISN'T HOME AND THAT MEANS HE IS DEAD OBVIOUSLY SO I HAVE TO MAKE NOISE TO SUMMON HIS SPIRIT BACK TO HIS BODY.
Me: Why don't you come sit down and take a nap?
Winston: MAYBE BUT WILL YOU GIVE ME COOKIES IF I DO!
Me: No, you are on a diet remember?
Winston: WELL THEN I WILL SNARF ON YOU!
Me: I do not care. You would do that either way.
Winston: Hmm.. true. Okay I will take a nap BUT I AM GOING TO BARK QUIETLY UNTIL I FALL ASLEEP!
Me: That isn't the point. You are the worst.