Me: Hey Winston,
Winston: EVERYTHING IS AWFUL Me: Okay but, why must you yell? Wintston: DON'T YOU GET IT EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE! ME: No, everything is exactly perfectly fine why must you bark and yell? Winston: I HAVE TO YELL A LOT ALL THE TIME OTHERWISE EVERY ONE WILL FORGET I EXIST! Me: No, seriously I will never forget you exist. Winston: OKAY BUT DAVE ISN'T HOME AND THAT MEANS HE IS DEAD OBVIOUSLY SO I HAVE TO MAKE NOISE TO SUMMON HIS SPIRIT BACK TO HIS BODY. Me: Why don't you come sit down and take a nap? Winston: MAYBE BUT WILL YOU GIVE ME COOKIES IF I DO! Me: No, you are on a diet remember? Winston: WELL THEN I WILL SNARF ON YOU! Me: I do not care. You would do that either way. Winston: Hmm.. true. Okay I will take a nap BUT I AM GOING TO BARK QUIETLY UNTIL I FALL ASLEEP! Me: That isn't the point. You are the worst.
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