Given that I am not single, I am very out of touch with the dating game. However the internet has made me aware that many people are using Tinder for their dating needs. Now, all you have to do to find a date is swipe right on your phone and bam, you can chat up a stranger without any need for a cover charge or high heels. That is all well and good for those people, but after discussing it with a friend I thought of an idea.
What if there was an app like Tinder but for dogs to use? Not for dating of course, well I mean some could use it that way but my dog is fixed and does not need a girlfriend, he loves a beautiful girl named Zuul that loves him so much she literally tries to eat his whole face.
The real bonus of this is that the owners get to play with other dogs. That is half the scheme you see. Because your dog doesn't have thumbs, they can't swipe right, you get to do it for them. So if theres an adorable French Bulldog in your neighbourhood you have been dying to hold and snuggle, BAM! SWIPE RIGHT.
Okay so change of plans. How about instead of finding a play date for your dog, someone just builds a company that is essentially doggy daycare but allows people to come play with the puppies. It will be like dog therapy. Charge someone $25 bucks an hour to play with the grown dogs and $50 for puppies. Puppies obviously need the extra money to pay for shots and stuff. You gotta pay more for the young ones. That's what television and movies have taught me. This is starting to sound like a non-sexual brothel... would that be illegal then? Paying money to pet a dog? I should stop now before the government come for me.