The weekend is still far enough away so you can make plans. Pick one of these the things in this list and I will give you a weekend adventure.
Light Blue Convertible
Scrapbooking Networking Event in Minnesota
An Argyle Sweater
Find an abandoned lighthouse and hold a rave in it.
Climb to the bottom of a cave and paint predictions for the future.
A Four Leaf Clover
Watch the entire series of Frasier without breaks.
A Peacock Feather
Loafer sales conference in West Texas.
The majority of Sunday's activities shall be conducted in bed.
The only acceptable things to leave bed are: Eating, bathroom breaks, to find things to bring to bed to occupy the time.
One shall be allowed to shower on a Sunday should more than 48 hours has passed since their last shower, OR, if they have to work the next day and their hair is on a night showering schedule.
The follow activities are seen as acceptable Sunday activities: Netflix, Movies, TV, reading, napping, drawing in bed, writing in bed, petting dogs in bed, petting cats in bed, eating in bed. All other activities will be examined by a jury of your peers to see if they are worthy of a Sunday.
This proposition will be forwarded to your local representatives on Monday morning as no work is to be done on a Sunday. Make sure to vote this proposition through and make Sunday's as great as possible.
By that, I mean IKEA.
I spend too much time on Pinterest to be allowed in an IKEA alone. Let's just say, it went...well?
I am currently preparing for the complete overhaul of my home office so that I will have a nice place to write and you know, ponder the brilliant thoughts rolling around in that gear box I call brain.
Example of the brilliance: how to monetize a horse bridle that will put a unicorn horn on them so that you can use them at birthday parties. Unicorns+Children=guaranteed fortune.
You get the picture. I need a space that is clean, organized and much more colour coordinated than it currently is.
So far, I have actually accomplished a few things. I went to home depot and bought a 2X12X16 and had it cut into six shelves and then figured out how to use stain (really not that hard but I may have still messed up because I am real smart.) They don't seem to be drying properly, but whatever they have about a week still to sort them selves out.
I also started spray painting the brackets I bought at IKEA bronze-ish but have since run out of spray paint because I also spray painted my dinosaur bank (I am an adult just a very special kind of adult) to match.
I managed to mess up my picture frames I had painted because who knew, but stain flicks off the brush sometimes and will splatter your pretty chalk painted frames. I will have to repaint those a bit, but moral of the story is I actually accomplished things.
Today I was going to be more productive but instead I slept all day and then watch some shitty movie so netflix would stop recommending it to me and then went to walmart to purchase Lego Avengers. It has already broken my heart like twice because I had to play the level where Bucky died. Why you gotta make me feel the things marvel? You know it breaks my programming.
Anyways, This is just a random update so that you all know that I don't only sit on my ass and watch Friends all the way through five times, I ALSO stand in a fume-ridden basement poisoning myself slowly spray painting dinosaurs and stuff.
If anyone has any really good office design ideas please send them my way! Or send it to me on Pinterest because then I can pin it to my office board because I am that girl now, I would be more upset with it but I am too busy hanging bars to dangle potted plants from sorry.
So for the first time since maybe my first book I ever wrote I actually sat down and read the entirety of my Nanowrimo novel and you know what, I didn't hate it as much as I expected! It is silly and goofy and maybe not the highest of stakes but it was fun and i even laughed at the jokes my exhausted brain made. I mean, that doesn't mean they are funny it just means I find myself funny which is obvious to anyone who meets me. I think I laugh at my own jokes more than anyone laughs at anyone else's jokes.
Here is a poem about reading something you wrote:
I thought I would hate it,
I thought it would be so bad.
Turns out I was almost satisfied,
and it was only half bad.
That is how it feels to be a writer, just so you know. Also, that is on a good day. Next step, read through again but make notes on stuff that I don't like! Then comes the fun process of rewriting it! Then I will have to find someone to read it and give me notes. The thought of that gives me heart palpitations. Even though I have some volunteers, still scary. Oh well, instead of dwelling on that I will revel in the fact that I read my whole book in a day and accomplished a sort of something for my book. Hooray for the easiest part being done!
So, I found the perfect house to move to, but it is slightly out of budget. I need about 50k extra on top of what the bank would be willing to give us/could afford. I need some suggestions on the best way to make some money and quick. I need suggestions.
Seeing as how no one seems to want to pay me for this blog of gold just yet, I need an income to supplement my current shitty one.
So please give me some feedback, and if you say you will give me the money you better damn well follow through and email me because I will be too happy. I mean, any amount of money is fine. 90k... 80k... $45... whatever. Just.. let me write for a pay check.
Because I am a weird OCD/Slacker mix, I like to plan but rarely follow through.
To try to combat this lack of following through, I would like to post a to-do list here on the lovely internet to hold me accountable for my future.
I keep complaining about how much I hate my current situation, be it job, home, goals, etc, but as the reigning Queen of the Procrastin-Nation I have accomplished literally none of my goals.
So here we go. They will be small goals because I keep my standards LOW AS FUCK!
That is probably enough goals. I can accomplish these right? In the half of a year that I have left... eik. I better get working! How does one yoga?