It has been pointed out to me by my own brain, that I have been a bit frazzled attention span wise lately. I haven't even told you where you can find all my new stuff!
Shared.com is where I work now and they are lovely enough to let me write what ever craziness I want - I mean within reason, but that is why I still have you wonderful Fancy Sweatpants, for those thoughts and weird ramblings that are too weird for normal websites.
Anyways, should you wish to know what I have been up to here is the overwhelmingly disappointing insights you have been waiting for:
See, don't say I haven't accomplished anything! I am trying to email myself my crafting pictures, I made some bloody candles and some skull floral arrangements but my phone is being super rude so that might not be until tomorrow.
Hope you are all well, and seriously go to Shared.com and check out all the things I wrote! It would be very nice of you!
Ahh how intensely I have been neglecting you dear friends. The truth is, I have been very tired this week as I start my brand new full time writing job and my brain was trying to adjust to being my hilariously witty self all day. It can be really exhausting. Who knew? So I am here to once again apologize for ignoring you, and promise to try my most medium amount of effort to not ignore you any more. I mean, tomorrow and Sunday I am actually going out of town but I will try to update before I go and right when I come back so you might not even notice.
Ohhh but Tanya, what is this fascinating full time job? I'm glad you asked internet friend! I now am happily a Staff Writer for Shared.com! It's a pretty cool website that helps curate all your trending news needs. Lots of cute puppies, lots of silly videos, lots of DIYs. It's only been a week, but I am having a lot of fun and I would love it if all of you lovely people would go check it out and make me look good. You can find links to all of my articles here: CLICK ON ME I WILL TAKE YOU TO WHERE YOU NEED TO GO!
Other than that, I am heading on a little road trip this weekend to bring my little baby mini-me off to college. Don't even get me started on how old I feel. It is actually shocking to me. I mean, I am not collecting any kind of social security yet but I still don't feel as grown up as I would assume most 28 year olds do. Who knows... I don't know many 28 year olds. Maybe like.. 5. MAYBE.
Anyways, this is just a long rambling nonsense blabbering post about why I was ignoring you and how you should go be my best friend and read the nonsense I write in other places on the internet because you love me and want good things to happen to me. RIGHT?!
Once again: SHARED.COM IS A GOOD TIME - TANYA SAYS SO AND WE ALL TRUST TANYA.
This was a very good first day.
Everyone should go check out Shared.com because now they let me write nonsense for them.
You know, when your first assignment at a job is to write about the spice girls, it is easy to know you made the right life choices somewhere along the way.
That is all for today, because I am too full to think. (We went out to dinner and I accidentally ate ALL the foods.)