Lately I have been feeling like I am not worthy as a person. Everything I try seems to fail and no matter how much I keep trying to persevere everything always ends up breaking, or falling, or just downright not working. I am just wondering if you can give me any insight into how you have accomplished your goals.
Unsuccesful in Utah
Dear Unsuccessful in Utah,
The way to accomplish any goal is small steps. You also need the right tools for the job and the right materials. So, next time you try to build up that ice cream cone remember: your grip needs to be firm but not too tight. Your spoon should actually be a teaspoon - Don't let those tricky overly gimmicky ice cream scoopers fool you, rookie mistake. Also you want to to build up slowly, pressing each piece firmly into the one below it, allowing a structurally sound formation. Make sure you have a firm ice cream that is creamy enough that it will stick to the other pieces. If you need toppings, put them in a bowl and roll your cone in it when it is the desired size, don't try to sprinkle them on willy nilly. That is a waste of material.
Hopefully this helps you dear reader, please send pictures of your ice cream cones.