Imaginary texts from my Dogs:
Wednesday September 23 2015 - 11:37am
Winston: Hey, how do I turn on Netflix again?
Me: You are supposed to be in your bed sleeping. Why are you in the living room?
Winston: I don't think you understand, Gotham was just added to Netflix and just because you have to wait to watch it with Dave doesn't mean I do.
Thursday September 24 2015 - 3:47pm
Noodle: Are you sure we can't sell him?
Me: Noodle, we are not selling Winston. He is family.
Noodle: I found a nice family in the east end who will give you a VHS copy of the Titanic in exchange. I think you would be getting the better deal here.
Friday September 25 2015 - 2:29pm
Winston: Noodle keeps taking pictures of me and then emailing them to strangers.
Me: I'll talk to her when I get home.
Winston: Okay, but she keeps talking about how great of a movie Titanic is.
Me: You tell her we already own it on BluRay. Also tell her if she is going to keep using my laptop to put the keyboard protector on, she is getting dog hair in between the keys.
Saturday September 26 2015 - 3:21am
Winston: WAKE UP ITS IMPORTANT
Winston: I SEE YOU FIDGITING
Winston: GET UP
Winston: NOODLE IS TAKING UP ALL THE SPACE
Winston: WAKE UP AND MEDIATE
Winston: She just pushed me! How did you not see that?
Winston: Why did you get me this phone if you were going to ignore me in my times of need?
Winston: Damnit, your phone is on silent. Maybe I will just try sitting on your face that usually works.
If only dogs had opposable thumbs.