Trying to explain Nanowrimo to people is like trying to explain cell phones to someone from the 1800s.
I tried to explain Nanowrimo to someone today and it went poorly. I am only good with words when they come from fictional characters please don't force me to interact with humans and make conversations. I do not know how to do that and sound intelligent.
Anyway, I still have to finish my word count for today because I stalled when I got home. This heat pack on my neck is making my so sweaty and sleepy though it is very hard to focus. I need to get a masseuse to just hang around my house and give me massages before I go to sleep. I need to win the lottery. Then I can pay someone to explain things for me. That would be ideal. Maybe I can find a masseuse who will also explain things. A 2 for 1 deal.
I am wasting time and words on this right now. BACK TO WORK.