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Fortune Teller

3/26/2016

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I am here to reveal the secrets of your future! Come, sit before me and learn the truth and majesty that will become your reality. Please, pick one of the cards from the list, your selection will reveal your true destiny...
Pick a Card: 
  1. The Taco
  2. The Tenis Ball
  3. The Dried Leaf
  4. The Flattened Pillow
  5. The Tap Dancing Turtle
  6. The Half Empty Toilet Paper Roll
  7. The Moist Toilette
  8. The Paper Lantern
  9. The Cookie Jar
  10. The Tupperware of Leftovers

The Taco

Your future is very clear to me, I see one child who really hates playing outside and also an SUV with seat warmers. 

The Tenis Ball

Ahh, your future holds something most interesting. A Franchise Opportunity of a burrito joint. 

The Dried Leaf

Beware dear friend, you have some dangers in your future. You will order a pizza and it will absolutely burn the roof of your mouth. 

The Flattened Pillow

For you I see a calm and organized future, one filled with file folders and paper clips. 

The Tap Dancing Turtle

Chaos may fall upon you if you are not wary of strangers in yellow hats. 

​The Half Empty Toilet Paper Roll

Your future is a challenge for me sweet friend, however what I do see is at mid-sized dog licking your face. You are very lucky. 

​The Moist Toilette

You will go on an adventure to far off lands, whether that be through actual travel or via Netflix is up to you. 

​The Paper Lantern

For you, a life of intrigue and suspicion may become your focus. However do not allow it to consume you or you will miss all of the dogs you could be petting.

​The Cookie Jar

Your life is on a path that will present you with a fork. Choose one way and everything you ever wished of will come true, and the other way is a lot easier but probably boring. 

​The Tupperware of Leftovers

One day in the not too distant future you will be presented with an opportunity. I suggest you take it, as it will be well catered.
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