Did you know,
If you try real hard,
You can achieve almost anything.
If you work on a goal,
and stay on track,
you can do it all.
You can watch an entire season on Netflix,
You can paint 100 plastic dinosaurs chrome,
You can bake brownies,
And eat a tub of cream,
All in only one weekend.
Don't forget sleeping until noon,
And accidental three hour naps,
or watching a movie from 1993.
Demolishing two bags of chips,
Avoiding the gym,
and a last minute family dinner.
Yes this can all be done,
In one weekend no less!
Impressive as it may seem.
As long as there are
more important things to do,
You can achieve almost none of them through procrastinating.
If you try real hard.
As you can see I had a productive weekend just not in any of the things I needed to do. Good job me. Top notch procrastinating. Really impressive. The surprise nap, that was totally out of left field. Oh, and the last minute dinner? Who saw that coming? Obviously not me.
Alright weekend, you beat me this time. Lets try this again next week okay? Same time, I'll bring the ice cream you bring the naps.