As I patiently wait for Agent's of Shield to be uploaded onto the internet, I realize that I have to leave the internet's social media areas. I already saw a gif set or two on Tumblr and the cast was live tweeting the episode. So... what I am supposed to do without those avenues of entertainment? Why, write a strange story of course!
Once upon a gloomy Tuesday, a large willow tree cried. A small butterfly flew up to its weeping branches and asked , "hey bro, why so sad?" The willow tree sniffed and said "well I am pretty upset about this whole global warming issue." The butterfly rolled their eyes and got a little upset, "Well I won't be alive long enough to deal with it so I can't really help you." He began to fly away but the weeping willow called out to him. When he returned the willow tree smiled and apologized for being inconsiderate. "I know I should be grateful for the life I have, it just is a little hard when people are always cutting me open and writing their names on me. It hurts you know?" The butterfly looked at the tree's trunk and saw countless initials carved brutally, revealing the fleshy innards of the poor tree. "I am sorry to see that, I think I can help." The next time a young couple snuck under the willow tree to carve their initials in, they were faced with at first, a couple pretty butterflies dancing around their head, but then quickly it became more and more until they were swarmed entirely and eaten. "I mean, it doesn't fix global warming, but it makes me feel better." The tree shrugged as the butterflies cleaned up their latest victims. "Good." The butterfly replied as he prepared his troops for the next couple.