Pick a lady and scroll down to reveal your fortune for today.
Someone who wears a lot of black is lying to you. Don't confront them yet, they might get spooked, just know it is happening.
Be wary of old men who wear too much yellow as they are up to no good.
Always look both ways before crossing the street, you never know when you might see a flamingo in the wild.
Never let a woman in purple shoes hold the door for you. It is most definitely a trap.
Always agree to appear in a feature length film if Elton John is involved in any way. Also stay away from snakes. They are bad news.
You will find a satchel with a large amount of money in it. You can decide to keep it, or return it to the old lady you think dropped it. But I mean, you should probably keep it.
Sarah Jessica Parker
Get ready for a revolution. It might be worldwide or just in the realm of sock choices, but brace yourself.