You see a lot of these tests online these days that are like "What your favourite super hero says about you" and "How much cheese you eat can tell where you will get married!" so I thought I would throw my hat violently at the ring and have it get caught in a gust of wind and land 48 feet to the left of it. HERE WE GO!
Pick one of the follow and see below for your advice (Go with your gut first instinct - No cheating):
You think too much about the Royal family in Britain. Let them do their thing, don't worry about it.
You want to live inside a tree but the logistics confuse you so you will probably just move into a regular downtown high-rise condo and you will probably be okay with it.
Beware of people with red streaks in their hair.
You should spend more time with old people. They know things. I mean, not the gross ones, but the ones with the good stories and the good cookies.
Fully Grown 300LB PIg
Cheese isn't your friend, it is saying all kinds of trash behind your back.
A Water Buffalo
You should spend more time inside caves and cavernous locales.
A Watering Can
You should redecorate your living room, use a splash of purple to make it feel rich.
A Water Bucket
Don't trust cows.
A discarded Left Shoe
One day, when you find the thing you are most passionate about you will have a day where someone buys you an ice cream cone just because they are friendly.
A half Burnt Candle
Even though people give you a hard time for taking many naps, know they are wrong and naps are awesome.