I have been in a relationship for a very long time so I have been lucky enough to never need pick up lines. I mean in all honesty even if I were single I wouldn't be able to talk to people enough to use them, so I figure I should give these out to the internet for free to help all you lovely weirdos fall in love. Ready? Let's do this!
Are you the eighth Harry Potter book? Because I have been fantasizing about you for years.
You look like the kind of person who could TOLERATE me for almost five minutes, care to test it out?
Did you know Jennifer ANNISTON bases all her hair choices off me? Or maybe it's the other way around. Either way...Wait, where are you going?
Do you want to look at pictures of my dog?
You are as attractive to me as my sweatpants are to me when I come home from work on a friday evening.
So let me know how these go when you use them on your attempts to get a date! Obviously they are all winners.