No Name Brand Fudgesicles are for sure made of cocaine and/or crack. Perhaps some combined mixture of the two, layered in a sweet, sweet chocolate topping. I am super crazy addicted to them for the time being.
The thing is, my eating habits are not very normal. I tend to become completely obsessed with one food type and then eat only that for a while, eventually getting myself disgusted by said food type for a few months and repeat as desired.
Currently, I am all about the fudgesicles.
They are so stupid good it is not even fair.
The problem (other than the wasted, empty calories of sugar) is that you can't eat a fudgesicle without looking a little bit slutty. I don't know if its just the way I eat fudgesicles, but I can't really think of any other way to do it without just biting the whole thing all at once but that hurts my teeth.
Is this a weird topic? If the internet thinks this is too weird then I have legit problems.
Anyways, that is my issue of the night. I want to eat a thousand fudgesicles but Dave keeps giggling at me because we are idiots.