I don't think I have any complete thoughts today that would necessitate their own post so here is a collection of random thoughts that I have had today:
I should probably take up competitive Ice Cream eating. I am wasting a really impressive talent.
I sat on a horse today. That is something I forgot how to do. It is much more awkward than I remember it being.
Delissio is kind of cheating when they say they are the #1 brand of pizza's. I am pretty sure they bought out McCain pizzas because I haven't seen one at the store in like a year.
I am 100% certain I could eat ice-cream for 24 hours straight without even pausing. I mean, I may eventually barf but I bet I would brush my teeth and then start again. I am that gross.
My best friend is way cooler than yours.
Can you learn to be a contortionist or do you have to be born like that? Side note, how big of a suitcase can you take on a flight to Australia? I need to know how good at bending I need to become before tomorrow so I can hitch a ride...
I wish I lived somewhere with less freezing cold temperatures ... I am very much sick of winter jackets.
What do you think Weird Al is doing right now? Also, do you think he uses mousse? He must right?
Happy Monday everyone... aren't we glad it's over? Spoilers, Tuesday is pretty lame too! Wednesday is not great either, and people always call it "Hump Day" while wiggling their eyebrows. Which is just uncomfortable for us all. Hey guys, it is not funny. It is just weird. Stop now.