An actual Phone Call between me and the garçon.
Him: What's up?
Me: I was wondering *awkward noise* when you were home tonight?
Him: What? Oh, um, I wasn't going to be home until later? Are you okay? You sound upset about something?
Me: Oh... Um no, not at all. I was trying not to burp.
Him: Oh, of course.
Me: I am going to go eat some cheese ... see ya!
Him: Bye bye!
True love means trying to finish at least one sentence without burping, and then when failing, the other person still tolerates you.