Let us continue this spooky selection of modern horrors.
You wake up, you try really hard to avoid looking in the mirror because it is never great to see that reflection first thing in the morning. You make it through most of your morning routine without catching that terrible glimpse when suddenly, a piece of dust gets in your eye and you are forced to use that stupid invention of a magnifying mirror to get it out. You are presented with your pores at 6am, up close and personal.
You are in line at Walmart, buying the usual products: Chips, Advil, Tampons, whatever, when appearing out of nowhere, that annoying girl you went to high school with who always has so many questions about your life. You try to look forward and pretend like you don't see her, maybe she won't notice you either. When suddenly, you hear the most terrible noise, the high pitched squeal of an overexcited former friend.
Is IT Water?
It's the middle of the night and wake up out of a deep sleep and want a glass of water. You step out into the hall and get the the kitchen without turning on any lights or even really opening your eyes. That's when you feel it. A cold, wet, puddle that you stepped in. Now your eyes dart open and you see that it is close enough to the sink it could have been a spill, but it also potentially dog pee. You won't know until you get the paper towel.