Announcer: IT'S TIME FOR THE EXCITING SPORTS BALL COMMENTARY!
Announcer: First up to the Sports ball is Mckinneystien! He takes aim and BAM! SPORTS BALL MOVES! Now Simmons has it, oh no wait it is up to Tim, or wait no that John. Who knows, they move so fast it makes me dizzy. Oh wait what is that buyer for? Is it over? WHAT THERE ARE THREE MORE ROUNDS OF THIS AND THIS ONE ISNT EVEN DONE? Crap. Okay but how much am I being paid to be here again? NOTHING? Where's my agent? Yes I mean my mom. Thanks, get her on the line. Mom, I thought you said this was a paying gig...No I do not consider hand me down Walmart sweaters payment! You just finished saying they weren't in my size they were in your size. How is that beneficial to me? Mom, I should get back to announcing, I just need to figure out how to turn my microphone back on. Excuse me? Oh it's been on this whole time...
Crowd: Staring blankly
Announcer: AAAANNNND SCENE. That was a comedy sketch from my improv group, I hope you enjoyed it now back to the Sports Ball!