Typos and autocorrect are real issue facing the young professional these days. It doesn't seem to matter how careful you are, you will always look back over random texts, emails or even blog posts and realise you got autocorrected from "watched" to "wetted". HOW IS THAT BETTER AUTOCORRECT!?
I did recently get a new phone that seems to cut down on shitty typos because it has a better keyboard but still gets a lot wrong in its efforts to manage my lack of spelling knowledge and my inability to actually look at what I'm doing.
The problem is, these typos invade life in the most unfortunate ways. I mean there are entire websites devoted to its comical implications, but this issue is affecting real people.
This is an open plea to autocorrect programmers, you are doing just fine and I appreciate the amount of time you have saved me but please stop with some things.
No one has ever meant to say ducking. Except me, right then. Just accept it and let it happen and don't question my authority or stifle my anger.