You know what makes Sunday's fun? When Monday is a holiday.
Especially after a weekend of floods, and being sick, and not sleeping.
I have another chance for snoozing. Do you know what this means!?
It means nothing,
Because chances are I won't sleep again.
Why don't I sleep?
Because when you are sick, you can't breathe. When you can't breathe, you can't sleep because you are mostly afraid of dying in your sleep.
Here is a trick to help soothe yourself to sleep when you can't breathe.
Repeat to yourself this phrase over and over again:
If you make it through the night, you can eat ice cream for breakfast.
It has got me this far. It should help you out too.