I have been in a relationship for quite a while. I am very pleased about this given that the current state of being single seems to mean online dating and that seems like so much work (also because he is nice and stuff).
My dear friend was showing me the process of creating an online dating profile and was asking for my advice on what to put in the fields asked of her. However she did not enjoy my answers. This is why I can never make new friends and would never be able to date.
My Version of an Online Profile
I know too much about the Harry Potter Universe and that is really all that matters.
What I’m doing with my life
I don't think that is a fair question, I mean what the hell are you doing? Reading this. Good life choices, I like your style.
I’m really good at
Alienating strangers immediately
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like books and movies and shows that allow me to temporarily pretend my life is not happening and that instead I am living in some fictional world where I can just watch cool people do cool things while in the safety of my bed. That is normal right? Preferably while eating Ice Cream.
The six things I could never do without
JaRule's next career move.
On a typical Friday night I am
Writing sarcastic posts about myself (and JaRule).
You should message me if
You need an awkward internet friend to talk to sometimes when your one humanoid friend is busy talking to other humans.