Okay so Christmas is over, and now my house is decorated for a holiday that is a year away. I know that most people take down their stuff around new years but I am so lazy. So I think they should develop a service to un-decorate peoples houses.
Here is the commercial for the new service to un-decorate:
Voice over: Are you sick of dealing with those tangled christmas lights?
*shows a man struggling to wrap the lights up to put fit in a box*
Voice over: Are you tired of taking the christmas tree down at the end of the season?
*shows a woman dealing with a christmas tree and having it fall on her*
Voice over: Do you have no idea how to properly pack away all those breakable ornaments?
*shows a couple throwing glass ornaments into a box breaking them all*
Voice over: Then you have found the most perfect service! The Un-Decorators will come to your house and take down all your decorations and pack them properly. For an extra monthly fee we can even store them in a safe facility that is temperature controlled and patrolled by highly trained assassins.
WE TAKE YOUR CHRISTMAS DECOR SERIOUSLY.
Maybe too seriously, your christmas decor is so important, you have curated a lifetime of memories to display once a year. You have the choice between our different assassins each with their own training style ranging from street fighting to expert spoon stabbers.
So call now to book your clean up, our boxing day prices will cut your monthly rate in half and we will even throw in a second assassin guard for 25% off!
So someone invent this service. I don't want to clean up. There is no where to put all these crafts and there is no way that fake tree is going back in its box.