Pipes, you are being stupid.
Why you gotta be so mean Pipes?
I thought we were friends.
You let me travel to some special lands sometimes when I am pretending I am a moustachioed plumber.
You let me go to weird under water lands when I am a weird dinosaur guy carrying around an ugly whiney baby.
You used to even let me go to the bathroom without leaking all over.
What changed, Pipes, What changed?
Don't pretend like you didn't mean to do it, all you had to do was function. That was your one job.
Now I need to deal with insurance companies and stuff.
Uncool Pipes. real uncool.